This was a perfect follow up to the original Cyborgasm piece. It reminds me of the naughty pages at the back of old lads magazines, ah nostalgia. Cyborgasm 2.0 makes you long for the past through visions of a screwed up future.
Playboy should publish you. It wasn’t just about the articles @Playboy, it was about the stories too. Get the man an office, a coffee and a regularly scheduled spot STAT!
2 more days until Slimegirls descend on us all like libidinous dogs of Hell. I don't know why the hell I'm stocking up on lube at the Shopper's Drug Mart, pretty sure I won't need to use a drop.
"enzyme friday / slimegirls digest the world" awesome.
They never warned us how long the digestion would take (it burns). Thanks for reading, Meg!
Excellent. That idol i s superb👌and I'm partial to slimegirls.
I tried making one about goblin girls too but it didn’t quite make the cut (maybe next time!)
This was a perfect follow up to the original Cyborgasm piece. It reminds me of the naughty pages at the back of old lads magazines, ah nostalgia. Cyborgasm 2.0 makes you long for the past through visions of a screwed up future.
That's brilliance.
Maybe Playboy should publish me, lol
Playboy should publish you. It wasn’t just about the articles @Playboy, it was about the stories too. Get the man an office, a coffee and a regularly scheduled spot STAT!
It's funny because CBT also stands for "cognitive behavioural therapy." Also "cyclonic barrier technology," for you Mass Effect fans out there.
Mass Effect hunks rise up!
“I’m Commander Shepard, and this my favourite (sex)store on the Citadel.”
Shopkeep Miranda, pleased to see you. 😂
Glad you noticed the wordplay. Commander Shepard busting in a cyclonic barrier technology condom.
2 more days until Slimegirls descend on us all like libidinous dogs of Hell. I don't know why the hell I'm stocking up on lube at the Shopper's Drug Mart, pretty sure I won't need to use a drop.
Well the slimegirls are 99% water so in theory an oil-based lubricant could act as a kind of membranous barrier against potential waterborne STIs.
Damn you’re right. bouyant forces and shit. Maybe if I coat my entire body in olive oil they’ll be unable to destroy me.
Transcendent 😮
Scendant, even.
ya know, they really ought to just change the name to GꙬngle .
For real.
Inflation nation, pump up ur pud (a line I thought of when I saw that peep shows are $15).